Tearjerking off

When the coldest of all seasons comes around, we try and make it the warmest inside our little tiny stone hearts.

It's a lot like how Kris Kringle melts the Winter Warlock's heart in "Santa Claus is comin' to town"

Anyway, watching television around this time is like beautiful Emotional Pornography.

Extreme Makeover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOTKG3_txk

Oprah

As we come around to the best holiday of the year, AKA JC's big birthday blowout

(Happy B-day, little guy)

I'd like to share with you a dope video of my girl Oprah reppin for keeping your mind open when it comes to religion and Jesus as Christ. I came across this video by accident, but it was tight seein her get riled up about something and not all Oprah 2.0 like she is now. Enjoy:

The chick gettin all up on Oprah's jock looks kind of like a young(er) Michelle Duggar, mormon mother of 18 children.

Great show.

Family means never giving up.

Anyway, back to my point. Like obscene thoughts are to our loving loins; the holidays are like a stimulation of the heart (can you say "heart-on"?!) As a friend so eloquently phrased it: "Give my soul a blowjob."

Happy Holidays, everyone.