Gonna make you Sweat(pants)

There's nothing like your eyes glaze over while lazily hunched on the edge of your couch to check people's facebooks you never talk to while the crack of your ass hangs out of a pair of pink sweatpants bought on the clearance rack at SuperTarget.

Redeeming my circumstance is the adorable white hat con puffball and my favorite Sturgis sweatshirt I have on.

It never ceases to amaze me how low I can go. I'm no good at Limbo, but my personal hygiene and self respect is in a purgatorial state right now. To top it off, I'm listening to Styx. What a divinely comedic moment we have here.