But I think people have already begun the human-robot crossover anyway.
His body is hypnotic. He looks like my spanish teacher.
If you get a robot of yourself and have sex with it, is that masturbation?
I've heard that question asked with regards to clones, and I think that if you get a clone of yourself to have sex with, that means you're rich enough to clone yourself and attractive enough to have someone (you) to want to have sex with you. But if you've paid for yourself to have sex with yourself, you've got a lot of money to throw around with respect to masturbation, and, essentially, you're your own pimp. I think prostitution might be a good profession to be your own boss.
But enough with clone masturbation (double the fun). I'd like to make a well-lubricated, smooth transition to another future concern:
To my knowledge, alien cigarette smoking is on the rise.
I've been watching a lot of the groundbreaking Ken Burns documentary series X-files, and I've been learning so much about the evildoings of our corrupt government and its respective shadow government.
Here's special agent Mulder hot on the trail of a suspect:
Speaking of 40 years in the future (see: David Levy predicts), I recently finished Philip K. Dick's "Time out of Joint" where one man has been living a 1959 society when outside its really 1998 and there's an interplanetary war going on. The second part is sort of like the second part of Vonnegut's "Sirens of Titan" where human colonists on mars invade Earth.
Even though the books are both about human wars, X-Files theorizes about government conspiracies to create alien-human hybrids for the oncoming war between humans and aliens. Who would these hybrids fight for, though? And the real question is, how big are aliens boobs and is their weed truly out of this world?
Also, there's a website dedicated to the artwork of children inspired by their abduction experiences.
Here's a really good excerpt from "Why Aliens abduct humans":
For years there were accounts of alien encounters where the aliens showed a little black box to humans. The aliens held up the box and pointed to it, then returned to their spacecraft and left. People having such encounters wondered why the aliens did not try to communicate with them further. The contents in the little black box remained a mystery for decades. Thanks to investigators such as Budd Hopkins and Dave Jacobs, we now know what is in the box. The box contains a live fetus of a hybrid which is part human and part alien. Showing the box is an act of triumph. The aliens plan to colonize the earth with their new race and replace the human race. By showing the box the aliens are demonstrating that they have succeeded in creating a replacement for the human race. After aliens take either sperm or eggs from humans, depending on their sex, or in some cases, an alien/hybrid baby, the human abductees are taken into large rooms in the alien's spacecraft containing alien/hybrid fetuses in tanks at different stages of development. Abductees wondered why they did this. The answer is now obvious, the aliens are showing humans their replacement. The aliens are in effect telling abductees that the new alien/hybrids will replace them. There will be no more humans on the earth. Nothing could be more frightening. These are a child's drawings of alien/hybrid children, the new race the aliens will use to replace the human race. 
Clearly, the aliens are just smug assholes who need to be annihilated. Interesting that a race of beings capable of traveling across the universe hasn't evolved beyond showing off. These kids drawings: Is it me or are these aliens a little too shady looking to be so sophisticated? They look suspiciously like the things that come on the 50 cent stickers you can get at the roller gardens, the gangster aliens with jnco jeans and backwards hats.
Also, considering how dope of a movie "Close encounters of the third kind" was and is, most of these kids are probably watching it with their parents before bed and then dreaming, nay, fantasizing, that the aliens visited them.
And a little homage to Star Wars:
Just because a kid draws a monster doesn't mean they've seen one. I've drawn a lot of pictures of Big Foot with huge boobs, but to my knowledge Big Foot is male.
I like the idea of an interplanetary human civil war, it reminds me of Walt Kelly's Pogo comic book,
While aliens might exist out there, I don't think they've visited earth. I think it's all a matter of people dreaming crazy shit or encountering weird people.
We have met the aliens and they are us:
What do you think he got tattooed on his face? A look of regret?
